so i guess whenever i'm winning an argument with someone via social-networking sites, the appropriate next response from the other party is always something along the lines of "oh yeah? well, at least i'm not a heroin addict". there ya go. thanks, brewers fans and dude in a shitty band that i didn't know was an fbook friend of my fbook friend.

every time i hear someone say they're reading hunter thompson's "fear and loathing in las vegas", my first thought is, "oh, i get it. you do drugs and this is the only book you've ever heard of". my second thought is, "god damn it, people are fucking dumb".

we made a promo video for the song we intend to use as our first single. check it out.

license plate spotted in wfb/shorewood today: PSY DOC. psychiatrist or gynecologist?

as my grandfather might say, "she was a few bricks short of a load". or, "a few sandwiches short of a picnic".

i disapprove of the state of wisconsin's illegalization of smoking. i also disapprove of killing puppies. therefore, if you approve of the smoking ban, you approve of killing puppies.

i don't want to sound pretentious here, but being smart -- or educated -- can be a curse. maybe it's just me, but it really bothers me how dumb some people are. ...i should say "most people". or maybe it's just my generation in this case. a facebook group called "TATTOO acceptence [sic] in the workplace"?!? really? the misspelling of " ( Read more... )

attention, idiots. the word is "drivel", not "dribble". therefore, the term "mindless dribble" makes no sense whatsoever.

apparently i've recently lost 10 of the 15 pounds that i had gained when i got sober. oops.

i'm sick of having ex-girlfriends. and i'm really sick of having ex-girlfriends who still hang out with the people i hang out with.