I went to Mars for a second, but I'm back now, and I've got T-shirts for everybody

[nedtheimpaler]

Reel Big Fish intro lyric things. This is because I am deeply passionate about weird angry ska bands, and also because I am filled to the brim with class.

SERIOUS NOTE: If you have any excess money you should put it here. It goes to a college orchestra in Christchurch, New Zealand, which was recently devastated by an earthquake. As you can read on

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[blamebrampton]

THANK YOU! And I was once sniffed at by a lioness from about ten feet away in Tanzania. I swear to you that I could see her thoughts going 'Oh wow! Those things are delicious! But you get shot … and she's really skinny … nah, not worth it.'

It became a bit of an effort to convince me to leave the car without an armed escort until we got to Nairobi two months later.