Fic: From pkaner88@gmail.com, With Love
Title: From pkaner88@gmail.com, With Love
Fandom: Hockey RPS // Chicago Blackhawks
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Words: 763
Notes: Formatting sucks.
Summary: Patrick and Johnny send emails, and sometimes, pie charts.
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From pkaner88@gmail.com, With Love
From: pkaner88@gmail.com
To: jonathan.toews@gmail.com
Subject: yooooooooo
tazer yo 5 dayz off :( come 2 my building u live across the street u douchenozzle hang out with me or else im forced to do shit like this 2 keep me entertaned ur welcome tho its pretty aweome if i do say so mysefl :)
From: jonathan.toews@gmail.com
To: pkaner88@gmail.com
Re: yooooooooo
Kane,
Oh my god. How do you have time for this? Tuesday practice (that's tomorrow, you drunk ass) - don't forget.
P.S. You're an idiot.
From: pkaner88@gmail.com
To: jonathan.toews@gmail.com
Re: Re: my colors r bettr
urs look like shit did u use paint?
booyah suck it, tayves
From: jonathan.toews@gmail.com
To: pkaner88@gmail.com
Re: Re: Re: Your insults are unprofessional-looking
Anyone with a working knowledge of excel can make a graph, Patrick…
Just because you like something doesn't mean you're good at it. Although, I'm sure the thousands of girls you've tried hitting on are already a testament to that fact. (And if this is a thinly veiled come-on, I'm not falling for it. Nice try.)
From: pkaner88@gmail.com
To: jonathan.toews@gmail.com
Re: Re: Re: Re: whatevr
you still wanna? ;)
From: jonathan.toews@gmail.com
To: pkaner88@gmail.com
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: whatevr
I have yoga now so no. Sorry.
From: pkaner88@gmail.com
To: jonathan.toews@gmail.com
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: whatevr
fine whatevr u know ppl are in ur class just so they can stare at ur huge ass hockeyass right
From: jonathan.toews@gmail.com
To: pkaner88@gmail.com
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: whatevr
Haha. Jealous, Kaner? And I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not…
From: pkaner88@gmail.com
To: jonathan.toews@gmail.com
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: whatevr
u wish baby dont even lie i no what u like n its not chicks in spandex so…u wanna later? do sum downward dog for me?
yeah compliment its a nice ass guess whut id do 2 it IF U WERE HERE…guess
From: jonathan.toews@gmail.com
To: pkaner88@gmail.com
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This is inappropriate over email…
I don't know…I'm a little worn out after today. How about a rain check on that?
From: pkaner88@gmail.com
To: jonathan.toews@gmail.com
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ill show u fucking inapropriate
ur kidding rite…im sitting around bored out of my mind and half hard all day wiating for u 2 get the hint n come over but then u go to fucking YOGA and now u dont wnat 2 take 10 min for me 2 fuck around wit u so i can come and go 2 sleep??!?!?!?!! y is this even an issue??!!
From: jonathan.toews@gmail.com
To: pkaner88@gmail.com
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ill show u fucking inapropriate
If you were that sexually frustrated, couldn't you have gotten yourself off hours ago? I fail to see the problem here. Besides, with you this hyped up, I doubt it'd be as amazing as advertised. Best to leave it till tomorrow, eh?
From: pkaner88@gmail.com
To: jonathan.toews@gmail.com
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ill show u fucking inapropriate
bullshit i could blow ur mind so hard ur building people wuld be cleaning off captain guts for years therd probly be a musuem opened at ur aptment so ppl could come see whats left of jonathan toews after patrick kane rocked him so hard he spontenueously combusted
From: jonathan.toews@gmail.com
To: pkaner88@gmail.com
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ill show u fucking inapropriate
That's…descriptive. How are you planning on doing that exactly?
From: pkaner88@gmail.com
To: jonathan.toews@gmail.com
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ur an asshole tayves and fuck u
eat u out while u fuck my hand blinds open lights off u on ur knees on ur bed and id make u talk to me thru it
yeah asshole i know it sounds awsome mind blowingly awesome too bad ur not getting any anymore cuz i bet uve been fucking wiht me this entire time freak whatever just go 2 bed
From: jonathan.toews@gmail.com
To: pkaner88@gmail.com
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Come on, Kaner
Jesus Christ. That sounds so hot. (Even though we really, really shouldn't be doing this over email.)
Just-
Come over. I'm sorry, okay? I'll give up yoga (maybe!), and I promise I won't tease you like that ever again. I swear. Unless you want me to.
From: pkaner88@gmail.com
To: jonathan.toews@gmail.com
Subject: :)
ps ill remember about the yoga :) unless its private pkane yoga then thats ok
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