Everything is Patrick Sharp and nothing hurts

[nectocaris]

PROMPT! PROMPTS GALORE! It's like an Oprah Giveaway! This is some koala tea stuff. I am sensing a mucho productivo winter break.

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[nectocaris]

I KNOOOOOOOOW. I'm fairly sure this is fanfiction coming to life. As soon as I read that, I was like...wait...I've seen this before...in a story. *gasp* and *squee*

I meant prompts for everyone since this is like one big Christmas-sized prompt. I already have some ideas...but would not be opposed to more. Can't guarantee anything though. *poke poke nudge* You should write stuff too. :)

[iloveyouchicago]

This was like the best 5 questions EVER! I love that he wouldn't leave Madelyn with Stalberg because he would use her to pick up women! hahah And he'd keep her away from "little man Kane" as well! LOLOLOL, Oh Sharpie! I love you!

And I really love that Brent and Duncan are the ones who have been dying to go over and meet her! That makes me smile!

Now I really want to see an Adventures in Babysitting with Toews/Kane! I can just see Madelyn tearing up poor Jonny's immaculate condo, Pat feeding her chocolate until she's all hyped on sugar and then NOT changing her diapers! And Jonny about to pull his hair out because he doesn't know how to take care of a baby or trying to reason with her like she's an adult and her crying over his "serious" face! LOLOLOLOL

[nectocaris]

There is TOTALLY a fic I've read where Stalberg is a ladies man and steals Tazer's women from him so I can def see that happening.

Ohmygosh, can't you just picture these hulking defensemen standing over Madelyn's crib, like cooing to her. I can.

YESSSSS! THIS! Can I maybe possibly steal this for a fic and credit this brilliance to you? :)

[iloveyouchicago]

Ahh the douchebaggery series! I love that! I can totally see stalberg as the ladies man using anything and everything to pick up women. Lol

Yes! Seabs and Duncs would be so adorable cooing over her! And I can see them later on trying to protect her from all of life's evils.

I would be forever in your debt if you took this idea and ran with it! Forever!! Like you would make me so happy. :D

[chica_charlie]

1. Last person would be Keith? I find that totally intriguing, although I'm quite amused at how clueless he is. AHAHAHA STALBERG.

2. *dying* So Kaner can hold her, just not babysit her. Oh my god how adorable. AND FREDDY. aslkdjfaslkdjfasl

3. LOL.

4. MINI JERSEYS. I CAN'T.

5. sdlkfasdkjghladskjfhasldkfha ohmygod keith and seabs, omfg. SO CUTE.

[nectocaris]

1. Seriously. That's something I never would have thought about Keith. We need a 24/7 done about these men. I love hearing these little personality quirks.

2. Baby soft little man Kane hands. I can't. I just can't.

3. I bet Abby makes him do all the work. Lol.

4. TINY ONESIES. I bet they're hockey-themed. I bet Madelyn Sharp will be playing for Team USA one day, much to the consternation of Uncle Jonny and sheer absolute glee of Uncle Pat.

5. Hearts. In. My. Eyes. Oh how I love this team.

[nectocaris]

1. I know right. Surprisingly, it somehow works.

2. I hope it becomes a thing now.

5. YES! ♥!