FIC: Ties that Bind

Jan 13, 2009 23:32

Title: Ties that Bind
Author: nebula99
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Rating: FRAO/ NC-17
Type: Slash
Pairing: Hotch/Reid
Summary: Reid looked aghast. “I can’t put him in the washing machine - he’ll drown!”
Prompt: 003 Transformation (inanimate) for wtf27

Author’s note: A birthday present for severity_softly who kind of challenged me to this. Only it’s not a pencil. Happy ( Read more... )

slash, hotch/reid, cm, frao, crack, challenge

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delphini_2 January 14 2009, 01:24:25 UTC
LOL Oh This was hilarious! I was laughing so much I had tears in my eyes!

Hotch as a tie and masturbation material for Reid! Oh that image *hee*

And then 'Hotch' helping out with the crime scene photos. Hilarious! See, even as a tie he can't stop working!

I thought it was Reid dreaming but no, it was Rossi!

Loved it!!

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nebula99 January 14 2009, 18:29:02 UTC
*hee*

Thank you. Of course Hotch would help out - he couldn't stop himself.

Glad you liked it.

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severity_softly January 14 2009, 02:13:44 UTC
AJSKLGHJAKGLHASJKGHJASKGHJZK OMG THE END THE END THE END!!!!!!!! ROSSI SO WANTS THEM BOTH!!! *VERY BIG GRIN* I really think this needs to have a Hotch/Reid/Rossi sequel, but I might just be pushing my luck. ;)

You know, when we were talking about mpreg Hotch the other day, I was wondering whatever happened to pencil!Hotch. And I don't care that he's not actually a pencil, I love this! The bits about Hotch hanging straighter than a normal tie, and pointing at the crime scene photo. Hee!

And well, Hotch!tie wrapped around Spencer's cock! Rowr! Even if it had just been Spencer masturbating Hotch's tie, it would have been hot, but that was just added hotness.

Thank you so much for writing something for my birthday! I really appreciate it, and I love it! :DDD

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nebula99 January 14 2009, 18:30:35 UTC
I really think this needs to have a Hotch/Reid/Rossi sequel, but I might just be pushing my luck. ;)

Never say never ;-)

I'm so glad you liked it - I did consider Pencil!Hotch, but it was always going to be hard to make that one sexy and not gross. *g*

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innerslytherin January 14 2009, 03:03:57 UTC
LOL This cracked me up. The opening was great, Dave's sort of blase attitude about the whole thing. Hotch as a tie makes perfect sense. Tie!Hotch helping with the crime scene was great. And the tie-masturbation scene? Way hot. *Grin*

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nebula99 January 14 2009, 18:31:18 UTC
Thank you - I love writing crack!fic - it's so much fun and of course Tie!Hotch would solve the crime *g*

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emeraldswan January 14 2009, 07:01:31 UTC
I think the fact that it was Rossi's dream cracked me up the most. I can picture the WTF? look on his face perfectly. And as for the rest of it? Hot. And funny. Wonderful job!

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nebula99 January 14 2009, 18:32:01 UTC
*lol*

Thank you and I'm glad you liked it.

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jujuberry136 January 14 2009, 16:01:38 UTC
Wow, that was awesome. Really did not expect tie!Hotch to be in Rossi's dream at all. Love that even as a tie, Hotch looks professional and helps solve the case.

*grin*

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nebula99 January 14 2009, 18:32:30 UTC
Thank you very much! Tie!Hotch would still be Hotch after all.

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