Abuse The Cat!
~So I'm trying to finish my breakfast cycle, but Athena is harassing me with endless meepings. I told her, “If you don't shut up I'm gonna have a cat sandwich,” and then started beating her with my loaf of La Brea Tuscan while chanting “Cat sandwich! Cat sandwich!” She flopped and got all shemexy, so that seemed to satisfy her. She was calmly grooming when I left the kitchen. Fucking cats.