I, I... I'm ALIVE!!! AHAHAHA! *gigglesnort*

[near_family]

For the past few months there's been a localized apocalypse at my place of employment.

The apocalypse included several week long audits of fucking DOOM, an admin assistant tribal feud, interdepartmental headhunting with copious marking and reinforcement of territorial lines (cubicals and conference rooms, oh my God, fucking shoot me), and more

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[re_white]

I MISSED YOU

[near_family]

SMOOCHES YOU!

[re_white]

NOW WRITE PORN.

[dark_kaomi]

Oh thank god. I was worried something really bad had happened.

I'm glad you survived such a gruesome experience. It sounds like you barely made it through with all your limbs attached. Now just lay back and let fandom rub those tired feet and worn out brain. There's been some amazing fic during your hiatus so now all you need is a comfy chair, some chocolate, and a drink of your choice. Just relax and let fandom do the work.

[near_family]

Sorry if I worried you!

I'm really looking forward to catching up on all the fic that's been posted. ^^

[weepingnaiad]

You were missed, bb! Greatly.

Hie thyself over to jim_and_bones to see what you've missed!

[near_family]

O,O

Oh! Oh... It's... so beautiful! *licks*

[nikki4noo]

Oh we did miss you! Now finish that awesome kink meme fill :D *points*

Demanding lot aren't we?

[near_family]

You mean the Enterprise Enquirer fic? ^^ I'm planning on editing the first 4 chapters and posting them on my journal as my way of easing back into writing fic. I'm looking forward to starting on the 5th chapter as well.

*sigh* Crew shenanigans will make everything all better! *pats self on head*

[blcwriter]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Now where's Kirk in a bar? Upset because he overheard Bones telling those CMOS what a damned fool he was?

*Has one track mind. Is also really glad your life's letting up.*