FIC: Becoming a Man

[ncp]

This fic amuses me. I hope it amuses you too. The icon is probably not very relevant here.

Title: Becoming A Man
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Neville has a, um, growing problem.
Pairings/Characters: Neville, Oliver Wood (gen)
Warnings: Do I need to warn for puberty-induced angst?

Comments

[bicrim]

OMG SQUEE at wee little baby Neville. This was so, so cute.

On a more sobering note, has it ever occurred to you that, as mothers of sons, we are going to have to have this conversation at some point? Yeah, that should be fun.

[ncp]

He's so adorably insecure!

Are you telling me your boys didn't masturbate their way through toddlerhood? I can't tell you how many times I had to say "You can grab your penis, but only when you're alone."

[bicrim]

well, sure they did, and as you will find out in a few months, they often help each other out, too!

I was thinking about the constant erection part of the conversation. I wonder if they will figure that out, or if the puberty books address that, or if they will ask about it. They will be that old before we know it!

[ncp]

Yeah, I'm a Biology teacher. Who teaches 14-year-old boys. I'm just going to borrow the educational movie I show when I teach the reproductive system.

[aloha_moira]

♥ to this!! :)

[ncp]

<3 to you!

[fanlain]

saw your post earlier about a child pooping in the potty on a parenting forum