in commemoration of one of the best nights I've ever ever had.

I woke up naked, with a traffic cone in my room (FINALLY GOT ONE), and dirt on my hands and The Mighty Boosh was playing on my laptop.
I had such a good night.

What I have learned this week:
- Traffic cones are heavier than they look.
- Essays should be finished the night before, not an hour before the deadline.
- Taking a train to Aston, and not getting lost/getting off at the wrong stop/being on the wrong platform is harder than it seems. I'm shit at trains.
- To not have any kind of alcoholic bevarage that ( Read more... )

I came in at 4:30 am today to find my flatmates had barracaded my bedroom door with the kitchen table. As in, the table that all four of us sit around to eat at. It was actually the funniest thing that has happened to me all week. I was pissed off my head and I honestly thought I was seeing things, like, the table was blocking the whole width of my ( Read more... )

Guess who's waitressing at the Take That concert next Monday...
YUP.

Guess who's come to love her life more than she thought she could. Things are so much easier to handle when you don't take life too seriously. It feels so good to be able to say that. I've always taken life seriously, and I still believe in the whole "This isn't a rehearsal, this ( Read more... )

UPDATE!

- My flatmates have reduced my name from Mehnaz to Naz to Nazwit to Nazareth. Go figure.
 - We spent an hour sitting in our corridor earlier talking about train journeys sitting next to drunks, Aneeqah's failing relationship with Mr Security Guard and a new flatmate that might possibly-maybe-hopefully be moving in soon.
 - I have fallen madly ( Read more... )

 There is aleopard skin loincothe on my head andd i dunno where's it's come from.
I'm also wearing a mysteriosu t-shirt.
The Works is AMZEING.
I just had the tastiest burger in the whole enitire worlds.
And a really good time.
THANK YOU JONNY. WOP!

Liz: How was your psychology experiment earlier, Naz?
Me: Oh my God. She sat me in this room and stuck electrodes on me fucking EVERYWHERE.
Jen: On your nipples too?
Me:....No.
Jen: Then that's not EVERYWHERE is it? God, exaggerating as usual, Naz.
Aneeqah: I would have let her put them on my nipples. Would have been fun.
Me: True.

Anneqah: Naz, where's a ( Read more... )

We just went out to Jongleurs Comedy Club. I got SO FUCKING PISSED it's not real. Like, I actually fell over ( Read more... )

Things, including myself, are changing really quite rapidly. And I feel scared. But it won't stop. I'm not even sure if I WANT it to stop.

Sorry if this doesn't make sense.

It's like I'm going through these crazy bouts of feeling so completely happy to feeling so alone within a day. The girl I was this morning isn't the girl going to bed now. It's ( Read more... )

I  im not gone to bed yet, and ima tiny bit tipsy. I'm really tired. Andd there's some random guy in my room. Byeeee bitchees xxx

EDIT: The morning after. Reading that has made me laugh so loud, but I also realise that might worry some people. Don't worry, I'm doing fine and the guy in my room didn't molest me or anything. I just want to go back to ( Read more... )