BOUNTY ON HAN SOLOs HEAD

[nazi_butcheress]

It was pretty much inevitable, but I am placing a price on Solo's head. I could probably do it myself, but I find it more amusing to put a open bounty on his person. Probably because he pretty much dared me.... I do not wish him dead if it need not happen, just bound and gaged is good.  Free free to beat him some too...or alot works.  The one who

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[gota_badfeeling]

Hey, so if I bind and gag myself, do I get a prize?

[nazi_butcheress]

Hmm.. if your blaster contraption is on your person at the time, yes.

[nazi_butcheress]

Your threats mean nothing to me Jacen, the bounty on your dear old father stands, be thankful the bounty doesn't extend to you too. Your father knew what he was getting into when he shifted my focus off you onto him.

If I had a heart, I'd probably find it all touching, the father protecting the son.

[nazi_butcheress]

Perhaps you should tell 'dear old dad' this. However this is all probably very touching you both trying to protect each other, I would not know if it is touching, i can only assume, but if you want it so bad. I extend this bounty to both Solos and any future ones to end up on this barge.

There, now it is a family affair.

[onthe_hunt]

What the hell are you lady? The Benders? I sure hope you aren't human

[nazi_butcheress]

Benders? No no.. I do not even know what this is. I am a mortal vampire, descended from The Blood Countess Erzabeth Bathory. I suppose you might say I am a human vampire. It runs in my bloodline.

[onthe_hunt]

Bathory? The one who bathed in the blood of young women?

Yatzee!

[nazi_butcheress]

Ah you have heard, male! This is indeed the same Blood Countess you speak of, I have heard she becomes named the most prolific serial killer in history on Earth. I am very proud of my family line.

[i_hate_posses]

Tell me how this has anythin' to do with what we were discussin', Girly? I thought you were goin' to take after them Indians with your posses.

I ain't seen either here.

[nazi_butcheress]

Oh it serves a purpose, it shakes things up. Chaos is good for my plans.

[i_hate_posses]

Then don't let me stop you. I bet you'll do just fine.

[the_manc_lion]

Well aren't you an unpleasant little scrotum.

I'll repeat: Whatever happened to the classy birds?

[nazi_butcheress]

They are all enslaved to men, however women like me rip men like you apart, and liberate the classy birds as you say.

[the_manc_lion]

Heil Bloody Hitler.