Totally serious poll about your preferences

[nayad]

Poll Totally serious poll about your preferences

Bonus essay question (choose one):
In the comments:
a. Describe the importance of cowbell in your personal worldview.
b. Discuss how the flying spaghetti monster has touched your life with its noodly appendages.
c. Suggest a question for the next poll.
d. Tell me anything you feel like sharing about your preferences.

Comments

[grubbyfox]

Cowbell has contributed greatly to my life. When I graduated high-school, my family members all rang cowbells when it was time for me to receive my diploma. I inherited the maternal family cowbell from my mom when I graduated from college. So I have great memories of cowbell. Cowbell equals accomplishment and accolade.

In my adult life, I find that cowbell helps me to set the rhythm of my day. I wake up to my cowbell alarm clock, and go downstairs to boil eggs using my cowbell eggtimer. It also seems to be a great deterrent to drunks, when I'm on the bus. It's wonderful for keeping the cats from scratching the couch, too, though it does leave them nervous for the rest of the day.

[nayad]

I find that it also serves as a soothing accompaniment to family meals.

[fullygoldy]

I found the noodly appendages of the flying spaghetti monster to be the perfect texture of al dente, and bathed in a scrumptious marinara, they also filled my belly with delicious glee. Not all spaghetti is worthy of monsterhood, but the flying spaghetti monster always brings nourishment.

[reannon]

I'm ashamed to say this poll made me Google. Okay, I knew about "too much boyfriend, not enough roller derby," but "cowbell" stumped me. So I googled "boyfriend roller derby cowbell," surely the strangest Google today... and got... THIS POLL.

May I steal the first question of your poll for my own nefarious uses?

[nayad]

Steal away! We must clarify this issue of boyfriend v. roller derby by any means necessary.

[aenodia]

Cowbell is very important because how else would I know when someone got Pokeno.
The flying spaghetti monster has not flown my way.

Next question What is your favorite kazoo song?

[naughtyaelf]

Dreamfields low carb pasta came to me in a dream as a gift of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - all hail his noodly goodness! With a nice ground beef and alfredo sauce, of course. Black olives would be nice, too.

Strange question of the day (it being freezing blizzard outside my window right now):

If you could get your tounge stuck to anyone, who would it be and why would you choose that person?

[nayad]

Well, putting aside the squicky factors of how and why one might get one's tongue stuck to someone, I would choose Johnny Depp and hope that would mean I'd have the opportunity to fondle him a bit. I think the reasons should be obvious.