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[naughty_doggy]

The things you people get up to in your obviously copious spare time! Giant snakes, turning into toddlers, the continual drama of young love; what more could a brilliant author such as myself ever need for inspiration

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[sexy_and_skorty]

~*~*~*~Are you a scary author like that fat woman?~*~*~*~

[naughty_doggy]

I don't know; what makes an author scary? But if you mean: are any of my creations here - no, sadly, I have not been so honored.

[sexy_and_skorty]

~*~*~*~She's trying to kill people for GUM.~*~*~*~

[naughty_doggy]

Oh, of course not! I wouldn't kill people for gum.

[slobberymongrel]

Dont suppose its too late to request anything?

[naughty_doggy]

Not at all! What did you have in mind?

[slobberymongrel]

Ehhh. Something naughty? How about.. Remus/Sirius/Motorbike.

[sixfootwood]

Ooooh you have all the GOOD ideas!

How's bout Oliver / Percy post-quidditchy!