Assing???

[natkinnat]

Yesterday at work I got a question in forum about our product that got me ROFL.
The direct quote is here:

I am using a bot to assing tasks to a group of Supervisor swimlane and it is taking hours to assing,
I would like to know how to optimise it.

Comments

[aaa_mazing]

Well, I can think about a couple of ways to optimize the process. But for hours? Could be reeeeeally hard.:)

[natkinnat]

How would you translate that on Russian, I wonder? My version with some liberties is:
Я использую робота, чтобы вколотить через задницу задачу группе руководителей и чтобы сделать это через задницу уходят часы. Мне бы хотелось знать как это оптимизировать.

[aaa_mazing]

My thoughts exactly! But to вколачивать через задницу for hours can be painful.:) You have to help him to optimize it!

[natkinnat]

Yep. I wrote him an answer yesterday.
He should use a big button with a sign "bot invocation" instead of just waiting for ours for them to do the assing. That should make all the bots up and running for the assing tasks.