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[shenglish]

[England has the tea all set out. Of course America never tries these things, but maybe Russia actually has some civilization left in her. (Though England is doubting that too, Russia is a communist

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[pushekin]

England is fond of being luxurious, no?

[ Russia says this with a smile as she surveys the scene, making it hard to tell whether she disapproves or not. ]

[shenglish]

[obliviously, she forges ahead!]

Well, of course! Only a lady can afford the finest luxuries in life.

Do you take sugar with your tea? Honey, perhaps?

[pushekin]

Lemon, of course.

[ Don't ask me where Russians get lemons from but they're in every single traditional tea recipe they have.

Then, as though catching herself: ]

But only a little.

[shenglish]

Of course.

[Here, lemon, yay.]

So, I suppose I should welcome you to the team.