What's My Age Again?

[viva_la_yaoi]

Time: Present
Question For: All Nations

Question: It's about 3 AM and you wake up to the sound of a child crying. Tired and obviously not thinking straight, you go to investigate and open your front door only to find that your closest ally has somehow been reverted back into a child looking to be about 2 to 3 years old and then left on your door

Comments

[italia_fratello]

Q1: I have no idea. Ask for help?

Q2: *glares* What are you looking at, bastard?

[viva_la_yaoi]

Q1: At least you're honest. Ask for help? From whom? Need I remind you that it's currenly 3 A.M. when you find them?

[italia_fratello]

I don't know!! Hungary? *trying to remember what Spain used to do when he was crying* I would... see if the brat was hungry or if he was hurt, I would try to keep him warm and... For God's sake! It's 3 a.m.! The brat must be sleepy! I could put him to sleep and in the morning I would try to find someone to help me.

[viva_la_yaoi]

Hungary? Isn't she rather far away though? I don't think he'd be inclined to sleep actually unless it's Spain or your brother we're talking about seeing as he's scared and confused and probably has a lot of adranaline in him that'll keep him awake. Unless you knock him unconcious or drug him something I doubt he'll be goin' to bed anytime soon... Your frantic and loud cursing and flailing may actually make him more distressed actually...

Who would you first go to for help?

[canada_tan]

Q1~
E-eh? I suppose I would take him inside... I mean, he's just a kid and I'm not going to leave him out in the snow!
... I'd probably end up calling England. I mean, if it's three in the morning... it's at least eight, maybe six-thirty in the morning at his house.

Q2~
I'd... probably follow him, I guess.

[viva_la_yaoi]

Q1~
After you took him inside, what would you do with him while you're waiting for England (if he decides it's workth his time to come that is)?

Q2~
You'd follow him? But you most likely won't even recognize him!

[canada_tan]

Q1~
I... don't know. (I've never had to deal with kids...)
I'd probably shoo him to sleep and then work things out at a more reasonable hour.

Q2~
But what else do I have to do? Besides, I don't think he's that scary looking or anything... Not after France's facial hair...

[viva_la_yaoi]

Q1~
How would you get him to sleep? He's crying, irratable, scared, and confused. He most likely wouldn't be quick to sleep...

Q1~
Well you could always run away... but you seem like you'd be a sweet little kid, so I'm not sure you'd do that... It's only France's facial hair that scares you?!

[egosumroma]

. . . . . . . .

-is so friendless and alone-

If Egypt even counts. . .that kid, I might leave on the door step.

My closest ally now? Tough question, tough question. . .

[notyourcanal]

...Thanks.

[viva_la_yaoi]

*Realizes he might not have too many allies too late* A-ah, um, well what if it were Germania that had been left on your doorstep?

You'd leave an innocent little toddler on your doorstep?

[masking]

Q1: Drop 'em on someone else's doorstep. Not my problem.

Q2: ...Well, I'ma kid, so I guess I wouldn' have any choice but to follow 'em.

[viva_la_yaoi]

Q1: So you'd just take them to someone else's house and leave them there at 3 in the morning? That's exactly what I would probably do pretty heartless of you.

Q2: Really? I sorta thought you might just like kick them in the shin and then try and run away or something...

[masking]

Q1: Yep. An' it seems best if drop 'em off on a female's door, like Hungary or Belgium's judgin' from their answers; they seem to have them motherly instincts an' all. Jus' wouldn' ever let them find out it was me.

Q2: Yeah, that'd be a pretty great idea too, if they weren't my ally. But, since they are, an' if I was just a lil' tyke, it'd prolly be best just to stay with 'em for a bit, an' mooch off of 'em. I ain't dumb as most kids are, s'all 'bout survival of the fittest. BUT! SINCE I APPARENTLY DON'T KNOW 'EM, AN' DON'T HAVE ANY MEMORIES OF 'EM! I'd still trust my instincts, an' my instincts would o' course lead me in the right direction.

[viva_la_yaoi]

Q1: Ahah, that seems like an excellent plan! I'm glad that you'd take the child to some place where it would have a good parental figure to take care of it instead of just dumping it off where happened to be closest.

Q2: Ah, so you'd go with your gut instinct to tell you whether this strange person is friend or foe? You seem like a smart guy, so I'm sure you'd be able to make the right decision!

[wafel_dame]

Q1 - Who on earth would let this happen to the poor thing?! I'd allow the child in to my home, and treat him/her like any respectable person would, of course. He/she must be so tired and hungry! They'd probably need a good bath too, and someone to tell them it's alright. I'd wait until morning to find his/her parents or relatives unless of course, the child turns out to be Holland ... I guess I owe him a favour of raising me by raising him back.

Q2 - Simply trust them and leave my fate in their hands.

[viva_la_yaoi]

Q1- Um, I'm not really sure. Perhaps they had an experiment go wrong and no one was willing to take care of a small child? Ah, that's very kind of you. But what if their parents/relatives happen to be France, Turkey, or Prussia dead or in an unknown location? Would you be willing to take on the task of raising the child or would you give to someone else?

Q2- ...Really? You wouldn't feel hesitant about trusting them even though you probably do even know them?

[wafel_dame]

Q1 - Whoever did that will definitely need a stern talking to.
Good question. I've always had long existing (political) relations with those three but seeing them now, they might not be very good fathers after all. If there was no family for the child, I would definitely raise him/her as my own.

Q2 - Well, I was sort of like that growing up ... I was being taken over and raised by various nations before my independence. A lot of my land was juggled around too ... I probably would be a bit fearful, but there's nothing I can do alone as an infant.

[viva_la_yaoi]

Q1- They probably will, but you might not be able to find out who did it.
I don't think they'd make good fathers at all: Who knows what France will do to the poor thing, Turkey may molest it if he doesn't throw it away first, and Prussia might push you and the child down a flight of stairs... Mm, that's good to hear. Is there anyone you'd want to help you raise the child?

Q2- Ah I see, so because you're so used to being passed around, winding up with a stranger would probably be nothing new to your child self...