How do you put a giraffe in a refridgerator?

[smiletokamera]

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Question for: All Nations

This is a little bit long so I'm putting it under a cut.

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[wy_paint]

1. Well you just have to bend the giraffe into a big refrigerator! It takes some work, but it'll hold him!

2. Get another refrigerator even bigger than the one before, and put the elephant in it!

3. Well of course! It's that other male lion... you know that one with the hyenas. Yeah, cause he is evil, so he can't be there.

4. Easy one! Fight my way across! I could get all the way there! And if anything, I'll get my big bro to help.

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[wy_paint]

[She reads the answers.]

I guess they all makes sense too.. but my answers are much better!

[nipponpon]

... Eh?

These are strange questions...

1) Giraffe? I suppose you must make it into food, though I do not think giraffe sashimi would taste good.
2) .. I am not sure if this would fit with the giraffe... I believe the skin is also very tough...
3) Eh? But if they are already in the fridge, wouldn't it be two...?
4) ... Australia-san would know. Perhaps I should ask him. Are they at the meeting?

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[after seeing the answers]

[nipponpon]

... Ah, I see. That must be a very large refrigerator.. and would they not die in the cold? I am confused.

[sunflower_boi]

Naturally... for both the elephant and the giraffe, you would have to cut them up... Mn, but-- that seems like a lot of meat, do you really think it would last so long in the refrigerator? I think it would be better perhaps made into jerky... It would last longer that way.

Ah... and well. That's not really a question, but I suppose it would have to be the giraffe or the elephant, seeing as they're chopped up into jerky now, да?

Ah... all that meat comes in handy now, doesn't it? I could toss the extra to the crocodiles... Though, I've also heard that alligator is good... Do you think crocodiles would taste the same?