This question has been on the brain lately....

[box_of_doom]

Time: Time-neutral
Question For: All Nations
Question: Which is the manliest sport: croquet or synchronized swimming?

Comments

[patriotdream]

It's obviously synchronized swimming, of course! How could anything Iggy came up with be manly~? Really, the answer is so obvious!

[goldheart_toris]

I would say the swimming. Like Mr. Australia said, it requires endurance and strength to do!

[sunflower_boi]

Oh! I love synchronized swimming, so I'd have to say that! I have 3 gold medals from the duets in the olympics and 3 from the teams! America only has 2 and 1 respectively, fufu!

The mun could not resist.

[patriotdream]

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SO how's that ice skating medal sitting with you, Russia~? The silver one? Oh, wait, right, it's platinum, hahaha...! Nice try there.

Oh god. My Russian teacher went on about this for weeks. xD

[sunflower_boi]

Oh, quite well actually... If you'd like to come to my house, perhaps you could try some real ice skating? Or is the triple axel still too hard for you?

[patriotdream]

Sorry! Ice skating just doesn't fit my super cool image. You don't see heroes doing girly stuff like that, haha...! You should come over to my house and play football sometime! Or maybe soccer! Speaking of which, how's that World Cup going for you? Oh wait, that's right, you didn't get in. My bad~~

[babywildebeest]

Synchronized swimming is definitely more of a sport, while croquet is more like a game. However, croquet might be manlier because you hit a ball with a stick... through a hole. Now that I think of it, could this be a metaphor for something?

[adesertsong]

.. Croquet. Unless one is swimming on the Nile. That would be very 'manly'.