And they said I'm a bad brother

[pervary_p_a_w_s]

Time: (Time-neutral)
Question For: UK
Question: Oh what the hell! UK.. SERIOUSLY??

. . . is . . . this what became of your former colonies . . . or do you just "collect nectar points" from them on occasion?

Time: (Time-neutral)
Question For: America, Canada, Hong Kong, and Sealand (Anyone who wants to comment can)
Question: Has he ever. . . . . . you

Comments

[warsaw_letters]

Like, what?!

[pervary_p_a_w_s]

You look kind of small, maybe he'll come for you next

[warsaw_letters]

No way! Like, he totally wouldn't!

[pervary_p_a_w_s]

Oh? Are you so sure? Everything you try to look like is total UK-bait. Be carful or you'll end up as "peach" flavor.

[oriental_paris]

H-huh!?

[goes to find Hong Kong to question him about this!] Th-this might actually explain Hong Kong's awkwardness...

[sanrioharbour]

[sanrioharbour]

ADFGDGDGUD

[oriental_paris]

Did he ever...!?

[sanrioharbour]

He... Mr. Kirkland never...!

I... that product was perhaps made after... I left Mr. Kirkland...

[kenichi_bokushi]

There is nothing unusual about that product, though I could see why you would misread the sign in that way. The picture clearly depicts a carton that shows that the brand name is "Innocent," and it's a brand of juices for children; in other words, "Innocent" brand juices for kids, not the juices of innocent kids. The brand name is intended to conjure up positive images; unfortunately, the person who decided on the wording of that sign made a serious blunder.

The flavours listed underneath the brand name should have been a sufficient hint, as I doubt that any child would produce peach, passion fruit, strawberry or blackberry juice.

[pervary_p_a_w_s]

Right... just green tea?

[kenichi_bokushi]

This is the brand of juice in question; this page lists the various flavours connected with the brand name. Note that "human" is not one of them. The only "input" from children is that they decided on the flavours themselves.

[sanrioharbour]

I knew you didn't...

[freedom_kiss]

... Are you asking me if he popped my cherry?

[pervary_p_a_w_s]

It .. also comes in cherry flavor?

[pervary_p_a_w_s]

*Checks.* Hmm noo.. are you sure you don't mean to ask me if he popped your strawberry?

[freedom_kiss]

But... I don't have a strawberry...