Yeah, like, I totally tried too but like, it totally wasn't working. I totally don't see why not though 'cos like, its guaranteed to work!
Hahah, like, totally! We like, gotta start off like, small and then work to like the big things. So like, where're we gonna like, find a space monster? I remember Liet told me America has like, an alien or something?
Oh right, Tony! Other then beaming people up on occasion he's not that bad of an alien. More like some sort of intergalactic tourist. He might know some real bad space monsters! I'll have to ask him for sure next time I see him!
It really is... You wouldn't believe me though... no one does...
. . . No ideas comin' to mind, though. Jus' let the guy know izzat yer gonna protect him if needed? The shakin' might actually be a perma-problem, y'know?
I've like, totally been telling him that for like, ages~ Like, there's totally no way I'm ever gonna like, let Russia bully anyone around just 'cos he's like, fatter bigger, y'know? Like, I hope not 'cos like, it totally doesn't sound like its good for his health.
...Then use some sorta confidence buildin' technique or somethin' on 'em? I wouldn' know; never really had to use those before. It could be his health, y'know. Guy has a lotta stressful stuff goin' on right now, yeah?!... But then again he's always been a vibratin' kinda guy. Maybe on the verge of a stroke or sufferin' from low blood sugar? There's a buncha possibilities.
Pfft, like, whatever~ I bet you totally used to be like, a total wuss. I bet you like, got picked on all the time 'cos of your tacky wardrobe.
Like, stress? Well like, I guess he's totally been through a lot so like, it makes sense... Wait, you mean, like, he could have a heart attack or something...?
Omigosh, like, no way! Like, don't even joke about that! Latvia's like, totally way too healthy for that! And like, I'd be way surprised if Latvia had a stroke before America... Like, no, its totally Russia's fault. So like, stop trying to play doctor.
No, this is not going to work. My boss really likes Russia's boss, that damn bast-he thinks we should be friends. Not like I'm scared of him or anything... but that freakish smile!!!
Totally. I'll like, even let the lessons be free 'cos you'd be like, one of my first students!
What?! Like, of course it would work! Like, my plan totally can't fail! Huh? Like, are you serious...? ... Like, that's totally not cool. I think he looks like, way goofy when he smiles.
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I've tried a few things, like once I suggested skydiving. I think it made him shake even more though. Safe to say... skydiving didn't happen.
Maybe starting with something less extreme like bungee jumping would be better!
Or fighting space monsters while wearing brightly colored spandex! One you fight space monsters you aren't afraid of anything.
Of... of course there is once sure way for him to gain confidence... but.. it.. it's too horrifying...
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Yeah, like, I totally tried too but like, it totally wasn't working. I totally don't see why not though 'cos like, its guaranteed to work!
Hahah, like, totally! We like, gotta start off like, small and then work to like the big things. So like, where're we gonna like, find a space monster? I remember Liet told me America has like, an alien or something?
Like, it totally can't be that bad.~
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It really is... You wouldn't believe me though... no one does...
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No way, like, I totally don't believe its that bad.
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. . . No ideas comin' to mind, though. Jus' let the guy know izzat yer gonna protect him if needed? The shakin' might actually be a perma-problem, y'know?
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I've like, totally been telling him that for like, ages~ Like, there's totally no way I'm ever gonna like, let Russia bully anyone around just 'cos he's like, fatter bigger, y'know? Like, I hope not 'cos like, it totally doesn't sound like its good for his health.
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Like, stress? Well like, I guess he's totally been through a lot so like, it makes sense... Wait, you mean, like, he could have a heart attack or something...?
Omigosh, like, no way! Like, don't even joke about that! Latvia's like, totally way too healthy for that! And like, I'd be way surprised if Latvia had a stroke before America... Like, no, its totally Russia's fault. So like, stop trying to play doctor.
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I totally knew it! Omigosh, I can totally imagine him doing it too!
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I... I don't wanna be part of this.
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Hahah, maybe I'll like, start a dojo or something... Yeah, that'd be like, way cool.
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No, this is not going to work. My boss really likes Russia's boss, that damn bast-he thinks we should be friends. Not like I'm scared of him or anything... but that freakish smile!!!
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What?! Like, of course it would work! Like, my plan totally can't fail! Huh? Like, are you serious...? ... Like, that's totally not cool. I think he looks like, way goofy when he smiles.
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