Time to write a letter!

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Time: Any

Question For: All Nations

Question: Let's have you write a letter! Before you click the cut, think of a Nation ~
Note: There's 12 very small questions below the cut, as a part of the fill-in-the-blanks question.

Instructions: Fill out the [ _ ]'s in coordination to the mini questions given below!
Example: Your answer for #1 is "Black", write "I dislike you" in box [ 1 ].
When you're done, submit your answer ~ !

Dear [the name of the nation you thought of before clicking the LJ cut] :

I don't really know how to tell you this, but [ 1 ].
I think I realized it [ 2 ] [ 3 ] and I saw you [ 4 ] [ 5 ].
I'm sure you're [ 6 ] enough to understand [ 7 ].
I'm returning [ 8 ] to you, but I'll keep [ 9 ] as a memory.
You should also know that I [ 10 ] [ 11 ] .

[ 12 ],
[ - Your name - ]

1. What's the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'm going to join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your eyebrows are insulting
Brown - You're going to be one with Russia soon
No shirt - You're no longer a proper nation
Other - I'm in love with your sibling

2. Which is your favourite month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your boss bit me
April - When I tripped over a sleeping Nation
May - The first of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the
September - When we fought in that one war
October - When I caught Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed out of the costume

3. Which food do you prefer?
Steak - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside another Nation's house
Burgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate Salmiakki
Sausages - In your closet
Kabob - With your friend
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the holiday celebration
Curry - At the mental hospital
Veal - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With my boss and his lover

4. What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off of
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Hug
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the colour of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - My closest ally
Brown - My vital regions
Purple - A neighbouring Nation
Red - The whale
Blue - My tomato plant
Yellow - My penpal in your capital
Orange - My secret photo collection
Pink - that one Nation's boss
None - My John Lennon statue
Other/Not Telling - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer playing?
An Instrument - Man
Football (Soccer) - Emotional
American Football - Open
Baseball - Frostbitten
Basketball - Crazy
Lacross - Drunk
Hockey - Cowardly
Martial Arts - Mongolic
Sword Fighting - Masochistic
Video Games - Senile
With People's Minds - Narcissistic
Other - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - Your enemy isn't as bad you think they are
Worried - That your music sucks
Apathetic - That I did some regional changes
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your pet
Cuddly - That I get turned on easily
Overjoyous - That I'm open to random ideas
Other - That one of your neighbours smell badly

8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Obama poster
Black - Your moodring
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from our last meeting
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching t-shirts
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The lock of your hair
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name (first letter of nation name if none available)?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your favourite video
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your painting
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your parent
S/T - Your collection of fossils
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - Your mask
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name (last letter of nation name if none available)?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water - Our friendship
Beer - That awkward moment at my house
Soft drink - Your life as my slave
Coffee - The incarnation as a panda
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Alcohol abuse
Cider - That passionate interest for mice
Juice - The tattoo you got on that certain place of yours
Vodka - Embarrassing rash
Hot Chocolate - Hair fetishism
Tea - The second world war
Other - The bad guys

12. To which country would you like to invade, if at all possible?
Austria - Warm regards
France - Enjoy your stay in the storage room
America - May rainbows shine on you
United Kingdom - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and cry yourself to sleep
China - May the force be with you
Germany - With ease
Japan - Your friend
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Italy - With ill intentions
Russia - Good luck finding the keys to your house
Other/None - Greetings to your spouse

[ This was altered from the original Dear Meme so it's more suitable for nation-tans. Hope you don't mind ~ ]