I am totally going Single White Female on stacy.

And if you havent seen swf you will not get this pun.

"When you read about all the presidents who had affairs,
you feel sorry for gerald ford.
Apparently no on wanted him.
Except betty.
And she was drunk a lot."

My life aspiration is to be an "Actor" on an infomercial ( Read more... )

I am ecstatic about my little Lyndsay.

Nervous about doing things "right" but yet excited to get to be a part of how she views the sorority.

I bleed purple & gold and I really feel that one day she will, too.

I am sure not to pressure this on her but sometimes you just know.

I see women that are ruled by men & their actions.

I refused to ( Read more... )

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My mom gave me a Valentines present when I went home over the weekend ( Read more... )

"When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse."

Ps.. gift idea for yours truly:
Jack LaLaines power juicer.
Yes, I realize I will only use is once.. twice if I'm lucky.
But I mean honestly.
How in the hell did I make it this far without it?

A REAL Conversation in a flash back ( Read more... )

".... she was bound to be a whore since she was raised by a man ( Read more... )

some more words of advice from mr. carlin
"have you ever started a path?
no one seems willing to do this.
we dont mind using exisiting paths, but we rarely start new ones.
do it today.
start a path.
even if it doesnt lead anywhere."

need i say more?