Am I bad, am I going to Hell?

[natbombat]

Apparently there's a dyslexic santa in Ipswich who keeps leaving prozzies under trees.

Oh Gary, what have you done to me?

Comments

[crazymeandave]

peter sutcliffe scored 6 in 13 years.
ipswich has managed 5 in 2 weeks.
just goes to show: you can't get quicker than the ipswich ripper ;)

[chromenewt]

I now have the quickfit jingle in my head... you bad man :)

Damn those prostitutes working near Ipswich town football ground, it only got the dyslexic copycat killer offing substitutes now...

[miss_soap]

You have that backwards - he killed 13 in 5 years.

[crazymeandave]

damn you and your quick mind.

[untermensch]

After the 4th ho was found, Santa was no longer deemed a suspect.

Q: What's the difference between Kipling's, and the Ipswich serial killer?

A: Kipling's put six tarts in a box

Thank you *bow*

[crazymeandave]

police have stated that if people want sex in ipswich this christimas they should hurry up whilst stocks last

[mr_foz]

*snigger*

[mr_foz]

Not bad, funny!

[grystle_dog_kor]

i love prozzies

[uv_lue]

ok dave totally pwned that joke from my dad.

also, i tole the dyslexic santa joke at my work xmas dinner last night and no-=one found it funny. i work in a fucking tattoo studio ffs - what happened?