saw 'stuck on you' [starring matt damon and greg kinnear] with ben and christy and phil and josh. it was just okay. there were some really awesomly funny parts, but overall it was okaythat is all ( Read more... )

i feel really bad for ben's mom. i have a feeling that ian pretty much ruined her christmas tonight and it's worse because he knows that he did ( Read more... )

today at urban outfitters i got a little toy called a "mr.t in your pocket" and it says neat things like "quit yo jibba jabba!" and "don't make me mad. arrrrr!" and "don't gimme no back-talk, sucka!" and "shut up, foo ( Read more... )

last night can be summed up in a few short [albeit vague] highlights:

1. do not prolong nor encourage. nip it in the bud.
2. shots + beer = one wicked hangover. [not mine, pinky promise]
3. way too much of a really not-so-good thing.
4. not nearly enough of a really really good thing for a dear, dear friend ( Read more... )

frank! your days are numbered!

SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU ARROGANT PRIIIIIICK.

ben and i went to bronner's today. i got people some shiznit for chrizistmas.

and not to be a complete mush-kiss-face, but i love him.

oh, and sorry about all the whining about being sick and all.

ps, i think i might die...

swing low
sweet chariot
coming forth to carry me home

i feel like death.
ben is the best boyfriend in the world.

ben's mom gave me a whole bottle of nyquil. bless her heart.

time to collapse into a medicine-induced coma.

i love that my heater detects that the temperature has fallen too low and kicks on only after my nose is runny and tomato-red from the cold ( Read more... )

erica bought too many toys for erica today. naughty ( Read more... )

what i want to know is how many times do we need to see them shine a flashlight into saddam hussein's mouth?

okay we get it..haha...bad breath?

tic tacs exsist, friends. pop him one.