Another epic day for public safety

[nat_x]

Officers investigated a report of a domestic disturbance in a vehicle after the reporting party heard "yelling".  Officers discovered a family singing church hymns,

Officers were dispatched to investigate an individual crawling down a  hallway.  Upon arrival, the officers discovered the individual had lost a screw from his glasses.

Comments

[t_ra]

Epic... truly... severely... epic! What I want to know is how bad those people must have been singing those Hymn's if it sounded like yelling...