Comments | nasrani: Something Old, Something Blue

nasrani

Something Old, Something Blue

Jun 23, 2005 23:28

two pence's worth, boy love, post-lj-eating-post trauma

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bravecows June 23 2005, 16:26:43 UTC

omg you are FUNNY.

You must understand, the Science in context mostly deals with people in various degrees of gaiety.

FUNNY! HEE!

And dude, you must be watching a lot of pr0n. Like. lots! And here I was thinking you were downloading the bare (heh) minimum for educational purposes. I tsk at you! tsk tsk.

nasrani June 23 2005, 16:36:18 UTC

Oy, that was fast. I was still ironing out the typos on that one!

No dude! I only watched the ones that I burnt for you and a little bit more because porn is scary! Yes.

bravecows June 23 2005, 16:54:42 UTC

You sound awfully pr0n'sperienced, though. * eyes you suspiciously*

nasrani June 24 2005, 08:53:25 UTC

No, no I'm not! Dude... You know, I've never even watched like *het* porn before? Hee

This all happened when I was out looking for porn all over the Internet and they had these short clips that I clicked on and went "Eep!" and ran away.

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teabeard June 23 2005, 17:20:36 UTC

Not smothering your family jewel in bales of rubber proves your total stupidity and puts you right at the top of my list of Things That Won't Float, right below "lead balloons".

OH GOD. JUST, THE WHOLE THING.

*adds to memories before dying*

nasrani June 24 2005, 09:25:15 UTC

Hee! P0rn, damnit! People should all watch porn because it improves your humours, yes. :D

holyschist June 25 2005, 02:09:58 UTC

Firstly because dude, you're going to be vastly disappointed in real life

Or relieved. I would've run screaming if my first naked man was hung like a porn star. Gah.

I guess that's a primary sexual characteristic, though.

There was this awful movie I got halfway through where the skanky villanesses implants were badly done and made her breasts look like bundt cakes, though, which was pretty horrifying....

nasrani June 27 2005, 05:16:19 UTC

Or relieved. I would've run screaming if my first naked man was hung like a porn star. Gah.

Hee. That's true. If every guy hung like a porn star, there's be a lot more amazon women running around.

...made her breasts look like bundt cakes

*Bundt* cakes? Like the cakes with holes in them? Eek.

holyschist June 27 2005, 23:44:32 UTC

No holes, but the ripply sides. I could make my roommate shriek and cower with horror by just saying "bundt cakes" for weeks after.

anonymous June 26 2005, 18:43:07 UTC

*Dies laughing*

My first exposure to porn damaged my retinas. Girls. Boys. Transsexuals. Vampires. Fangs. Whips. Chains. Blood.

AND REALLY BAD MUSIC. ARGH.

-priya-

nasrani June 27 2005, 05:45:48 UTC

Priya!!!

Omg, dude! The first time you cruise over and it's on my post on Gay P0rn? What timing you have! :D

Girls. Boys. Transsexuals. Vampires. Fangs. Whips. Chains. Blood.

You know, even your porn sounds Goth. How do you do that?