miraculous

[narfna]

So, at work I was feeling very not good* so I decided to just start saying random shit to get a laugh or a rise or whatever out of somebody. So I go to my friend Krystal, and I'm all, "I wanna be pregnant," and she's all, "You did not just say that," and I'm all, "Oh, yes I did." Because I have this weird obsession with pregnant people and the idea

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[anonymous]

I give people shit all the time. I'm like, 'Wow! Nice hair! Is that on purpose?!?!', and they're like, 'Shut up!', and I'm like, 'WHAT?!?!'.

So, I can help you with number five, although the people thinking you're cool thing might be tough.