Butcher post: Food is my friend.

[nara_shikamaru]

I woke up this morning earlier than usual

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[ero_jiraiya]

Hm.. a ladies man 'eh? Well, some girls dig tubby guys. But usually they need to have money. Try being asertive. Smack ladies on the ass, say bad pick up likes like "I don't like ice cream too much, I'd rather eat you."

When all else fails, take off your pants and ask them if they wanna see your most precoious perosn.

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[sabaku_no_gaara]

then there's my favorite line : "nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"

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[sabaku_no_gaara]

then there's my favorite line : "nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"

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[nara_shikamaru]

Hm. I'll have to try that. (I bet I'd get hit on the head by some girl.)