Wake up. It's time ( Read more... )

I sat there having drinks with my mom and loving it. She called the dealer a bastard and i told her how i knew Nate from years ago. That was the night I wore my muddy shoes in hopes for an adventure but they didn't deliver. Both those shoes and that spirally ring can go to hell after the end of that night ( Read more... )

Here is me after my evening nap. Here is me not cleaning the bathroom like i wanted to. Here is me stealing Tinas internet because mine got canceled after an alleged Wonder Years download. I'm like the most least productive person, EVER. (most least?) I don't know. I'm just sitting here playing bejeweled and dancing with the dogs and fucking ( Read more... )

On the way there I listened to the mix i made for her birthday and the gaslight anthem back and forth (with the same poop) and i sang and i was happy. Really happy.. It was like before when i was alone. Or now when i'm at work. Either way it was good and i can't ask for much more than that. I actually answered when Mike called cause i knew he ( Read more... )

I'm afraid to forget and i never wanna forget so here I go ( Read more... )

Woke up after a dream on a ferris wheel where everyone exchanged purses and i ended up with someones disgusting diaper bag full of oranges that were sliced but didn't have a slit to fit on the beer mug.. was annoyed but not surprised... got out of bed and got ready to do what i do every day and i don't think that neutrogena tone stuff is working ( Read more... )

I didn't do what i said i would do everyday but i did take a much anticipated road trip to a tiny town with a creepy wooden chair outside of the weirdest general store i've ever seen. the town was fully equipped with dangerous play areas for children and tiny horses and nuns with anti abortion signs staring you down. I would have taken a picture ( Read more... )

Its hard to have anything to say when you don't ever leave so i'm gonna start going out and conquering things and telling about them.

Until then, here is the tiny dildo picture from last September.


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So I decided to be normal. (or regular ( Read more... )

Three fifty three am. everyone is asleep but me and the dryer. they've been quieter since the near divorce but they still kiss goodnight and a part of me can understand that. it's been awhile since i've acted like that and no, im not high. are you ( Read more... )