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[napalmgod]

Well, if you think you've got things bad, try reading the Fuck My Life twitter feed"Today, my physics teacher asked who had implants. I raised my hand. Then he asked me to show him the implants. Shocked at his request I called him a perv. I later discovered he meant dental implants as he was teaching x-rays not breast implants. FML

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[trav23]

rather than a my life sucks forum, most of these entries should be in a "i'm a fucking retard" forum..

[trav23]

example:
Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML