Oi. What the hell have you done to Azuma?????
All he does now is go on about his 'awesome friends'
j00_suck_god who is putting all kinds of bad ideas into his head and
sexy_and_skorty who is some kind of evil rainbow-coloured internet predator. Do these sound like good friends for a 16 year old boy to you???? >:O
Also, and I'm pretty sure it's because of that
j00_suck_god guy talking about it so much, Azuma keeps having those kinds of dreams and even when he's awake he's totally distracted and mooning about like ... I dunno, like he has a crush or something. But that can't be right because this is Azuma we're talking about. He's just not the same any more and I don't like it.
This is some kind of gay conspiracy isn't it? You're trying to turn Azuma gay for your own evil gay agenda so he can, like, make gay bread for you or something! But I know what you're up to and I won't let you have him! >:O