Just wanted to say, thank you for posting these Warm-Ups all month! I enjoyed writing them (though I ran out of time after about day 18) and hope to come back to the ones I missed the next time I'm having writer's block. Good luck this next month!
HAHA, sorry this is so pitiful, but I came up completely and totally blank. It sucks, but I couldn't NOT post something, even something as sad as this little ditty.
I'm with the others, these warm=ups rocks, thanks for posting them. :)
Technically, loosing weight was cheating. Since she was smaller and lighter than the other competitors, she had to carry weights in order to present a level playing field. However, once out of sight of the judges, no one really expected her to maintain the required weight and so weren't surprised when violently purple weights were found stashed by the side of the trail.
As Iris herself would say, all is fair in love, war and King of the Heap! This year, the psychoanalyst from Dallas was determined to beat Joe 'I'm a Schmoe', the bartender from Seattle and be crowned the new King of the Heap.
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I'm with the others, these warm=ups rocks, thanks for posting them. :)
Technically, loosing weight was cheating. Since she was smaller and lighter than the other competitors, she had to carry weights in order to present a level playing field. However, once out of sight of the judges, no one really expected her to maintain the required weight and so weren't surprised when violently purple weights were found stashed by the side of the trail.
As Iris herself would say, all is fair in love, war and King of the Heap! This year, the psychoanalyst from Dallas was determined to beat Joe 'I'm a Schmoe', the bartender from Seattle and be crowned the new King of the Heap.
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