Title The Things You Find on Myspace 
Rating NC17
Fandom Inception
Pairing Arthur/Eames
Summery Arthur checks up on the pasts of his teammates, and finds something of Eames' he rather he hadn't seen.
This gem was co-written by the ever lovely charge_0 . She's the bomb.

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Title In Heat (4/5)
Rating NC17
Fandom Sherlock Holmes
Characters -
Pairing Holmes/Watson
Summery Hot and bothered by feline instincts, Holmes jumps Watson's bones, thinking him a suitable mate

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Title Same Old, Same Old
Rating NC17
Fandom Zombieland
Characters -
Pairing Tallahassee/Columbus
Summery A zombie horde shows up at the most inopportune time for the duo, but Tallahassee continues on with fucking the life out of Columbus, even while killing the undead.

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Title As Depravity Does (3/5)
Rating PG13
Fandom Sherlock Holmes
Characters Holmes, Watson, Irene
Pairing Holmes/Irene
Summery Not much, other than the obvious, has changed about life at 221B Baker Street. Irene makes that clear.

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Title The Psychology of Dreaming
Rating R
Fandom Inception
Characters -
Pairing Arthur/Eames (one-sided)
Summery Controlling your dreams turns out to be harder than Arthur thought

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Title The Courtship of Aldo Raine and Hans Landa (7/7)
Rating NC17
Fandom Inglourious Basterds
Characters -
Pairing Aldo/Landa
Summery Finally, finally, they have sex.

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Title No Fair
Rating R
Fandom Zombieland
Characters -
Pairing Wichita/Columbus
Summery Needs being what they are, Wichita goes to Columbus to satisfy the burning. Columbus would have prefered to lose his virginity some other way.

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Title Like Bathing a Mad Cat (2/5)
Rating PG13
Fandom Sherlock Holmes
Characters Holmes, Watson
Pairing -
Summery Holmes is a bit more feline-inclined than his appearance suggests, making Watson's examination that much more difficult.

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Title If You're Into It. (9/15)
Rating R
Fandom Flight of the Conchords
Characters Bret, Jemaine, Murray; Carrie
Pairing Bret/Jemaine
Summery The boys try to get down to business, but fail. They instead go out with Murray against their will.

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Title The Courtship of Aldo Raine and Hans Landa (6/7)
Rating R
Fandom Inglourious Basterds
Characters -
Pairing Aldo/Landa
Summery Fucking a drunk was a bad idea, so Landa takes care of himself. The next morning, Aldo seems to have opened up.

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