1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are