Messages - a ficlet
Title: Messages
Author: nancygrew
Rating: G
Notes: Originally written for Fun Fic Friday prompt Messages on Lure_atwt. Takes place January 2011.
Summary: Luke and Reid leave each other voicemails.
MESSAGE [1]
Hello! You’ve reached Luke Snyder’s voicemail. I’m currently unavailable right now. Please leave your name, telephone number and a brief message and I’ll call you back as soon as possible. Thanks! BEEP
You sound like a hyperactive six year old on your voicemail. Buy bread and milk. CLICK
MESSAGE [2]
Dr. Oliver’s phone. BEEP
This is Luke. You know, your voicemail greeting is way too long. Maybe you could shorten it to just “Phone”. Just to clarify . . . was your ever-so-charming voicemail actually demanding that I go grocery shopping for us instead of requesting that I go grocery shopping if I find myself with time to do so? ‘Cause I’d just like to determine whether I’m going to make your life a living hell. Bye! CLICK
MESSAGE [3]
Hello! You’ve reached Luke Snyder’s voicemail. I’m currently unavailable right now. Please leave your name, telephone number and a brief message and I’ll call you back as soon as possible. Thanks! BEEP
Gosh, your threats are sooo scary. I hope that you don’t make my life a living hell by forcing me to interact with your crazed parents at family gatherings. Oh, wait a minute, you do that already. CLICK
MESSAGE [4]
Dr. Oliver’s phone. BEEP
I was thinking that I’d make your life a living hell by letting Katie know that you were the one who accidentally spilled the milk on her favorite silk dress and that you totally lied to her when you said it was Jacob. She gets mean over sartorial crimes. I once saw her punch Brad when he shrank one of her sweaters in the wash. CLICK
MESSAGE [5]
Hello! You’ve reached Luke Snyder’s voicemail. I’m currently unavailable right now. Please leave your name, telephone number and a brief message and I’ll call you back as soon as possible. Thanks! BEEP
So, I was thinking that I’d stop at the grocery store tonight to pick up milk and bread. And those snack cakes that you like so much. And the gummy worms, peanut brittle and the popcorn balls that you like. Just remember . . . the first rule about babysitting club is that we don’t talk about what mishaps happen during babysitting club.CLICK
Author: nancygrew
Rating: G
Notes: Originally written for Fun Fic Friday prompt Messages on Lure_atwt. Takes place January 2011.
Summary: Luke and Reid leave each other voicemails.
MESSAGE [1]
Hello! You’ve reached Luke Snyder’s voicemail. I’m currently unavailable right now. Please leave your name, telephone number and a brief message and I’ll call you back as soon as possible. Thanks! BEEP
You sound like a hyperactive six year old on your voicemail. Buy bread and milk. CLICK
MESSAGE [2]
Dr. Oliver’s phone. BEEP
This is Luke. You know, your voicemail greeting is way too long. Maybe you could shorten it to just “Phone”. Just to clarify . . . was your ever-so-charming voicemail actually demanding that I go grocery shopping for us instead of requesting that I go grocery shopping if I find myself with time to do so? ‘Cause I’d just like to determine whether I’m going to make your life a living hell. Bye! CLICK
MESSAGE [3]
Hello! You’ve reached Luke Snyder’s voicemail. I’m currently unavailable right now. Please leave your name, telephone number and a brief message and I’ll call you back as soon as possible. Thanks! BEEP
Gosh, your threats are sooo scary. I hope that you don’t make my life a living hell by forcing me to interact with your crazed parents at family gatherings. Oh, wait a minute, you do that already. CLICK
MESSAGE [4]
Dr. Oliver’s phone. BEEP
I was thinking that I’d make your life a living hell by letting Katie know that you were the one who accidentally spilled the milk on her favorite silk dress and that you totally lied to her when you said it was Jacob. She gets mean over sartorial crimes. I once saw her punch Brad when he shrank one of her sweaters in the wash. CLICK
MESSAGE [5]
Hello! You’ve reached Luke Snyder’s voicemail. I’m currently unavailable right now. Please leave your name, telephone number and a brief message and I’ll call you back as soon as possible. Thanks! BEEP
So, I was thinking that I’d stop at the grocery store tonight to pick up milk and bread. And those snack cakes that you like so much. And the gummy worms, peanut brittle and the popcorn balls that you like. Just remember . . . the first rule about babysitting club is that we don’t talk about what mishaps happen during babysitting club.CLICK