Late Night, in the Falcon [locked, yo. Solo might hear the shouts, but the door is closed]

[names_ash]

Ash has crashed into a coma deep sleep after having been up for over 24 hours and eating twenty boxes of Cap'n Crunch

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[names_ash]

Step 1: Steal Underpants.

Step 2: ...

Step 3: Profit!

Bad Ash stares at the paper, and quickly scribbles out the first three steps, and begins again.

[names_ash]

Step 1: Build Secret Base Under Volcano.

Step 2: Steal Nuclear Warhead.

Step 3: Hold World Ransom for One Million Dollars

Bad Ash shakes his head again, and scratches out that plan as well.

[names_ash]

Step 1: Find Necronomicon

Step 2: Raise Army of Undead

Step 3: Take up Knitting

Step 4: Buy a Puppy

Step 5: Rape, Pillage, Burn All That Lies Before Me

[names_ash]

Step 6: There is No Step Six

Step 7: Make it with the Principal.

Step 8: Make it with the Cuddy kid.

Step 9: Make it with Large-Thighed TA

Step 10: Humiliate Aeryn Sun

Step 11: Pick up Dry-Cleaning

[12parseckessel]

*pounds on hatch*

Coach? You okay? You're not having a reaction to the irrigation solution are you?

[names_ash]

::laughs::

I'm just fine, Solo! Just totally dandy. I'm livin' it up! Livin' La Vida Loca and Footloose and Fancy-free! ::laughs again::

I've never been better. Don't worry your pretty little head, you beautiful hunk of mansteak. ::laughs yet again::

[12parseckessel]

*knows this isn't Ash's song at all*

If you say so, Coach. I'm powering down the lights in the cmmon areas.

[names_ash]

Go right ahead! I'll be in here plotting working on my lecture for tommorow. Make sure to be at class, bucko!

[pure_blooddraco]

((Not the HAIR! Oh the humanity!))

[kawalsky]

[OOC: You kill me. ZOMBIE!Kawalsky now thanks to Bad!Ash.]

[best_bang_yet]

((OOC: DEED. He's nothing if not organized.))