Developing My Headcanon Part 1
Well, my Gilbert is getting really damn defined, especially with the random crap I pick up from browsing the Hetalia comm's "prussia" tag. I'm mostly writing it down so I don't lose it *because I am like an absent-minded mad scientist when it comes to data*. Once I have information, I sometimes get obsessed with organizing it so feel free to ignore this post... It's for my benefit and maybe you'll get some laughs, na?
Anything with an asterisk I haven't fallen in love with yet, so it could go sayounara at any time.
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Gilbert Beilschmidt:
-wears boxers that he bought at Kohl's. They are dark blue with beer, little chicks and peanuts.
-his favorite snack is peanuts.
-has a fear/hate of toasters.
-had a dream as a child that a toaster came from the future to try and eat him.
-hates being called Gilbo.
-calls GilBird Gilbo instead.
-watches Spongebob Squarepants.
-only lets romantic partners call him Gil.
-is partially insane.
-reads George Orwell.
-reads Max Brooks.
-was a heavy smoker during his time with Russia.
-steals hair ties from Ivan periodically because he knows the big guy hates it.
Alfred Jones:
-does crack/pot *haven't picked yet* at least once a month since the 70's.
-has very high cholesterol.
-stalks Arthur.
-secretly worships hamburgers.
-prefers briefs.
Arthur Kirkland:
-loves Earl Grey tea.
-prefer boxers to briefs.
Ivan Braginski:
-has a fetish for his faucet pipe.
-enjoys gardening.
-does not wear underwear.
-has a collection of hair ties for Toris
-reads Max Brooks
-has an obsession with reanimation and the zombie apocalypse
Natalia Arlovskaya:
-secretly enjoys yaoi.
-is jealous of Yeketerina's breasts.
Anything with an asterisk I haven't fallen in love with yet, so it could go sayounara at any time.
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Gilbert Beilschmidt:
-wears boxers that he bought at Kohl's. They are dark blue with beer, little chicks and peanuts.
-his favorite snack is peanuts.
-has a fear/hate of toasters.
-had a dream as a child that a toaster came from the future to try and eat him.
-hates being called Gilbo.
-calls GilBird Gilbo instead.
-watches Spongebob Squarepants.
-only lets romantic partners call him Gil.
-is partially insane.
-reads George Orwell.
-reads Max Brooks.
-was a heavy smoker during his time with Russia.
-steals hair ties from Ivan periodically because he knows the big guy hates it.
Alfred Jones:
-does crack/pot *haven't picked yet* at least once a month since the 70's.
-has very high cholesterol.
-stalks Arthur.
-secretly worships hamburgers.
-prefers briefs.
Arthur Kirkland:
-loves Earl Grey tea.
-prefer boxers to briefs.
Ivan Braginski:
-has a fetish for his faucet pipe.
-enjoys gardening.
-does not wear underwear.
-has a collection of hair ties for Toris
-reads Max Brooks
-has an obsession with reanimation and the zombie apocalypse
Natalia Arlovskaya:
-secretly enjoys yaoi.
-is jealous of Yeketerina's breasts.