Comments | naamah_darling: Sometimes My Life Reads Exactly Like a Webcomic.

naamah_darling

Sometimes My Life Reads Exactly Like a Webcomic.

Nov 13, 2006 18:07

This exchange happened while Sargon and I were walking in the frigid midnight cold.

Me: Jesus Christ.

Sargon: What?

Me: I'm starving. And I'm freezing my ass off. And I'm starving. And I'm tired. And I'm fucking starvingSargon: Me, too ( Read more... )

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vinik November 14 2006, 01:19:34 UTC

I'm the only one who probably thought this was gonna happen instead:

Me: Jesus Christ.

Sargon: Yeeeessss?

I blame my spouse. Entirely. And in our case it was 7 years. ;)

_insanity_lost November 14 2006, 03:53:37 UTC

Well, I'm getting married in December and our conversations are usually like this:

Spouse: Hey, you know that thing I was gonna bring to the thing?

Me: What? What thing?

Spouse: Come on, you know.. the thing!

Me: WTF? What are you talking about?

Spouse: The thing dammnit, the MOTHERFUCKING THING! You know!?!?!

So I'm glad there will be a lot of moving up to look forward to x_x
Heheheh.

An IQ of 160 and all he can come up with is THE THING. Gotta love them.

elohim_of_death November 14 2006, 05:55:38 UTC

That reminds me of a scene from Analyze This.

naamah_darling November 14 2006, 06:05:31 UTC

Oh, God. I do that all the time. "The THING, dammit! The FUCKING THING!!! THAT THING!!! THE THING!!!!!"

Why? WHY?!

_insanity_lost November 15 2006, 01:03:21 UTC

His excuse is that his mind is so vast and powerful that it is hard to find the right word in there at times.

XD

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elohim_of_death November 14 2006, 05:54:20 UTC

Hahahahaha that is the kind of shit Noelle and I do. Its awful and funny.

I should be ashamed to admit this.. but what the fuck...:) luminousshadows November 14 2006, 16:14:53 UTC

I would have to say your dialogue is better than my simply leaning over and beginning to chew on my S.O. when I get hungry, instead of actually verbalizing that I might be a tad bit peckish and he's been too busy to notice we haven't eaten in what feels like days!

Re: I should be ashamed to admit this.. but what the fuck...:) naamah_darling November 14 2006, 16:22:14 UTC

*snicker*

Well, I do that, too. I figure if he lets his cat bite him, I can bite him, too!

haha polgara_3000 November 14 2006, 17:50:10 UTC

That's awesome. The only thing I have to compare that with is during the aftersex cuddle time.

Boy - *snickers*
Me - *in a drowsy tone* What?
Boy - hehe... ass goblins.

after 5 minutes of silence later

Boy - *giggles*
Me - *still drowsy* Yes, honey?
boy - ... Still ass goblins.

Re: haha naamah_darling November 14 2006, 17:58:55 UTC

*O_O*

*cracks up*

I love stuff like that. People say the craziest things.