Comments | naamah_darling: Checking In With Breakdancing Strippers.

naamah_darling

Checking In With Breakdancing Strippers.

Feb 23, 2006 17:09

Yesterday I got my letter from the editor of The Mammoth Book of Best New Erotica 5, complete with check. Actually, I guess that'd be "cheque," since it was for pounds. The girl at the bank goggled at me when I brought it in, and had to call three people for help. At least she knew what pounds were, as opposed to a brainless fast-food cashier I ( Read more... )

fangirling, publication

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naamah_darling February 24 2006, 01:43:41 UTC

I'm still all excited about it. My first REAL CHECK.

dragonsfancy February 24 2006, 02:03:44 UTC

Tonight I plan on watching Horatio Hornblower movies (Ioan Gruffudd and Jamie Bamber, holy crap!), and possibly something with Michelle Trachtenberg, just for a change of pace, then getting some writing done.

I recommend Eurotrip if for no other reason than she looks HOT in that silver top in the Bratislava club scene. Mrrrow.

naamah_darling February 24 2006, 02:36:54 UTC

Oh, hell, I have that on DVD already! Slurp!

crevette February 24 2006, 02:04:50 UTC

The term "McTwat" has now made it into my vocabulary!

naamah_darling February 24 2006, 02:37:25 UTC

As it should! What other word is there to describe that particular variety of numbskull?

crevette February 24 2006, 02:40:15 UTC

I usually use terms like "fucktard" "doucheweasel" "cuntmonkey" "fucknugget" "assclown" or "gelatinous twat".

I like the way "McTwat" rolls off the tongue.

It smells like... victory...

ms_daisy_cutter February 27 2006, 13:47:48 UTC

"doucheweasel"

"Douchenozzle."

For which Naamah has the most wonderful icon... XD

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Mind you, I totally prefer your idea. kinchan February 24 2006, 02:13:47 UTC

See, I would've gone and sent him a new shirt.

Re: Mind you, I totally prefer your idea. naamah_darling February 24 2006, 02:30:26 UTC

That is SO COOL! I may have to do that anyway.

Re: Mind you, I totally prefer your idea. dream_wind February 25 2006, 11:05:41 UTC

Curses... this would not work with our plastic Australian notes. They don't fold very well at all.

But it's really cool.

camel_pimp February 24 2006, 02:43:15 UTC

"Tonight I plan on watching Horatio Hornblower movies (Ioan Gruffudd and Jamie Bamber, holy crap!), and possibly something with Michelle Trachtenberg"

That just seems wrong to me. I mean, will there be drooling over Michelle Trachtenberg, cuz that just sounds wrong. (Of course, I know her as the bratty sister and generally as YOUNG so....)

naamah_darling February 24 2006, 02:47:02 UTC

Eheheh. She's just hot, always has been hot. Sorry! >:D

(Yeah, it's wrong, but wrong is a flavor I like.)

camel_pimp February 24 2006, 04:03:31 UTC

........

*whimper*