It's what I keep telling myself about all of the random Scottish music I have of my playlist while I'm fiddling around with the nano idea...Loch Lomond, anybody? :b
I constantly surround myself, no, writhe in kitsch, so my friends never know when I'm being serious or when I'm just being quirky.
"So, you like Elton John, then? Do you really like him, or is it just a fly-by-night attraction because he's a flaming queen?"
"No, no, I *really* like him. I have almost the entire discography. That's not kitsch."
"What about Jim Henson Presents?"
"Kitsch, definitely. Come on, it has "Captain Vegetable" and "Mah Nah Mah Nah. I need to own those songs, despite the fact that they don't put me in the mood to do anything except fingerpaint."
"Ah, ok. Then Midnight Star's No Parking on the Dance Floor. I just know that's kitsch, no question."
I know how you feel. I always feel kinda dirty when I think about Kelly Clarkson. (In more ways than one.) I don't want to like her, but I do. I just never mention it to anyone and try not to sing along with her songs in front of anyone.
Imagine my surprise seeing you comment. *pokes evilly and proceeds to sing "which backstreet boy is gay" at the top of her lungs until Naamah bitch-smites her*
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(I have not had enough sleep, but at least nothing hurts anymore!)
/silly.
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*shifty eyes*
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*raises hand*
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I live for the Additional Half off Clearance sales.
My favorite music is the theme song to Darkwing Duck.
You forgot the word "androgynous."
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Though Darkwing Duck is formidably cool.
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"So, you like Elton John, then? Do you really like him, or is it just a fly-by-night attraction because he's a flaming queen?"
"No, no, I *really* like him. I have almost the entire discography. That's not kitsch."
"What about Jim Henson Presents?"
"Kitsch, definitely. Come on, it has "Captain Vegetable" and "Mah Nah Mah Nah. I need to own those songs, despite the fact that they don't put me in the mood to do anything except fingerpaint."
"Ah, ok. Then Midnight Star's No Parking on the Dance Floor. I just know that's kitsch, no question."
"Uh...yeah...absolutely." *shifty eyes*
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With my carrot and my celery!
Wheeeee!
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Love her.
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I knew I was in trouble when I started singing along "Since U Been Gone" and didn't stop myself.
So ashamed. So ashamed.
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Imagine my surprise seeing you comment. *pokes evilly and proceeds to sing "which backstreet boy is gay" at the top of her lungs until Naamah bitch-smites her*
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