CRACK CRACK CRACK!!
YOU HAVE TO READ THIS LIKE SERIOUSLY!!!!
*DIES LAUGHING* (X
The Hard Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. nad strode along the path, making for Soft Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Shy Tea cup, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of ( Read more... )
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*is addicted already* =P Oh my God that's brilliant~ XDDD
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i think mine's the ultimate crack though! LOL
*is proud*
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You could be quite right XD
Mine's absolutely ridiculous =D
On a pretty and excited morning, Gwynn sat up a tree. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her arm ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Jin to love someone with a bouncy leg?
Quickly, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a soft strange pillow, all on a summer's day. I wish my Jin would shriek to me, in his own cute way..."
"Do you?" Jin sat down beside Gwynn and put his hand on Gwynn's mouth. "I think that could be arranged."
Gwynn gasped quietly. "But what about my bouncy leg?"
"I like it," Jin said solemnly. "I think it's glowing."
They came together and their kiss was as heartwrenchingly pitiful as Pi looked on the day his fridge was stolen.
"I love you," Gwynn said sweetly.
"I love you too," Jin replied and shrieked at her.
They bought a shrimp, moved in together, and lived beautifully ever after.
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isn't it apt how you're pi's fridge seeing as how he loves food so much?!
bouncy leg huh!
(X
nad
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*pokes tjan*
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