[voice][filtered to the Amestris][unhackable]

[myworknotme]

Thank you to the crew for Lunasa gifts. Many of you have good taste.

As for the author of that "adventure book", though, I must say that you rather lack in any sense of proper dramatic timing or the Aristotelian unities. Who writes this damned stuff, anyway?

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[killallsparks]

Oh I quite agree! The author of my books tend to get everything horribly wrong! Why, before I could allow the most recent one to be published I had to write several strongly worded notes and make an appearance at her house!

Authors respond very well to threats of violence towards their hands, by the way!

[myworknotme]

You miss my point entirely. This is melodrama, all of it ridiculous and barely readable. None of it could even remotely have occurred in this way, and it is a waste of my time to read it.

Typical Othar. Latching on to one thing and running with it.

[killallsparks]

Ah! You've read my book! How very exciting for you to meet one of your heroes over the journals! Especially when that hero is as well-known and heroic as myself!

Perhaps if I have time I can come regale you with some of my daring tales in person!

Ve loves him! But ve hates him! But ve loves him...XD

[myworknotme]

*silence for a moment, as Ari tries to decide whether anyone could really be this stupid*

I think that I've read quite enough.

[handsomest]

Well of course, doctor. We are the most cultured of ship after all~

Glad you enjoyed your gifts, and good Lunasa to you, milady.

[myworknotme]

I'm pleased to see that the reports are true, then.