i had a dream friday night that i pulled half of my teeth out to be funny. and then the rest of the day tried to get them back in. i carried them in my pocket.

lil john and the eastside boys ( Read more... )

i just screamed alot and my brother came out of the shower to see if i was ok.
chapstick tubes are 9/16". so i'm wearing them.
i'm home alone. come over.
i think i'm too fat.
i want sex.
bored.
sex.
se
s
.

this.is funny ( Read more... )

PixXie2005: its okay id let you stalk me and get sick pleasure out of it ( Read more... )

i got a 23 on the ACT. this is a relief. but i only want to go to mtsu. herrr. i hope to get atleast a 26 by the last one i take.

ipullmyjckttight: are you...asian ( Read more... )

don't stereotype me just because i'm better than you.

ToOLoOrAhYaY: eee...
Aswewhisper: hm. i'm going to block you.
ToOLoOrAhYaY: why?
ToOLoOrAhYaY: but whatever floats ur boat
Aswewhisper: ..
Aswewhisper: thanks.
Aswewhisper: for giving me more reason.

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