Sat, 08:01: RT @ AlanDistro: I've spent the last three hours stressing out over 8 lines of lyrics. And then I watched @ thatalexday dissect Flo Rida's ...
Sun, 09:58: RT @ hannahmidgerson: Imagine if everyone you know and care about spontaneously started exclusively speaking German. That's how football ...
Fri, 22:26: RT @ realjohngreen: Henry: I want a cinnamon roll. Me: There are no more cinnamon rolls. Henry: I ate them? Me: You did. Henry: WHAT WAS ...
Wed, 20:24: RT @ realjohngreen: Today at 2 PM eastern I will attempt a live show from the treadmill desk to celebrate the nerdfighter kiva group's &g ...