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nevermercy in mythopoeics

Oct 12, 2011 17:43

Someone tell me why people make such a big goddamn deal about birthdays.

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scandalmaker October 13 2011, 00:12:12 UTC

It's the free stuff and the recognition.

nevermercy October 13 2011, 00:19:00 UTC

Can't go wrong with free stuff.

scandalmaker October 13 2011, 00:19:49 UTC

I know, right?

nevermercy October 13 2011, 00:26:21 UTC

Do you plan on begging me to get you things for your birthday?

scandalmaker October 13 2011, 00:27:32 UTC

I don't give a shit if you get me stuff for my birthday, you already missed the first thirteen years.

nevermercy October 13 2011, 00:28:02 UTC

Like that's my fucking fault.

scandalmaker October 13 2011, 00:28:41 UTC

Didn't say it was, loaded potato.

nevermercy October 13 2011, 00:29:15 UTC

Loaded what?

scandalmaker October 13 2011, 00:30:30 UTC

Yeah, I totally need a better nickname for you.

nevermercy October 13 2011, 00:31:29 UTC

Fucking right you do.

scandalmaker October 13 2011, 00:32:48 UTC

I'm open to suggestions, sugarplum.

revolutionarize October 13 2011, 00:34:49 UTC

I just call him peaches.

scandalmaker October 13 2011, 00:35:57 UTC

I'll make sure to put that on the shitty cake I bake for him.

revolutionarize October 13 2011, 00:37:08 UTC

That's just a waste of perfectly good food.

scandalmaker October 13 2011, 00:39:15 UTC

It'll take some effort to make a boxed recipe shitty, but for peaches there I think I can do it.

revolutionarize October 13 2011, 00:40:36 UTC

I commend you effort, but just buy him one.

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