thirty-first ♞

[nevermercy]

[Filter: Pheme]
Seriously, horses. How old are you, thirteen?

[Filter: Ares]
You and me, alley between [street names]. Tomorrow, and no, you don't get to suggest an alternative.

[Filter: Public]
Don't think I'm the only one whose glad that's all fucking over.

Comments

[Filter: Agravaine]

[scandalmaker]

Yeah, actually, until November 13th.

[Filter: Pheme]

[nevermercy]

So you're a big girl, aren't you? The fuck's with the horses?

[Filter: Agravaine]

[scandalmaker]

I like horses. And kittens. And seeing people arguing publicly. What of it, knight?

[Filter: Pheme]

[nevermercy]

Figured you'd find something better than what every other girl likes.

You can go, if that's what you're waiting to ask me.

[Filter: Agravaine]

[scandalmaker]

In my defense, I'm also an expert shit-stirrer and rabble-rouser. And I don't wanna be a princess when I grow up, I'd rather run my own gossip blog.

EEEEEEEEE, YOU'RE THE BEST! Thanks, that's real nice of you.

[Filter: Pheme]

[nevermercy]

Dream big, kiddo.

I'll talk to him first and do the necessary uncle shit before I give you my final yes.

[Filter: Agravaine]

[scandalmaker]

I will, and maybe one day with my mega-millions I can buy you your own castle.

That's real responsible of you.

[Filter: Pheme]

[nevermercy]

Got yourself a deal.

Shut it, shrimp.

[Filter: Agravaine]

[scandalmaker]

I'd start looking at real estate now.

Don't worry, big guy, I won't tell anyone.

[Filter: Pheme]

[nevermercy]

Got better things to do right now.

You live under my roof, so I gotta keep you alive.

[Filter: Agravaine]

[scandalmaker]

Like flirt with Barbie down there? I'll leave you to it.

I'm kinda touched. Or I got indigestion...

[Filter: Pheme]

[nevermercy]

Work on shutting it.