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[scandalmaker]

Yo ho mateys, tis a fine day for a pillaging and all ye landlubbers are fair pickings, savvy? Captain Pheme takes no prisoners, so don't be gettin' on me bad side or there'll be rough seas ahead, scallywags!

Now, where's me rum at?

Comments

[scandalmaker]

Says th' man who offered me vodka the first time we met.

[nevermercy]

You drink illegally anywhere else but under my roof and it's my ass on the line for letting you.

[scandalmaker]

True, we wouldna want ye gettin' in trouble. Then 'ere would I live?

[nevermercy]

In a box on your way back to Middle of Fucking Nowhere, Louisiana.

[scandalmaker]

You`d be havin' t' catch me first.

[nevermercy]

I'm not fucking chasing you, shrimp.

[scandalmaker]

Then good luck gettin' me in th' box, crawdad.

[nevermercy]

Yeah, sure.

[scandalmaker]

You know ye love me, Uncle!

[nevermercy]

Wouldn't go that far, kid.

[scandalmaker]

Arguin' will get ye nowhere, buddy.

[nevermercy]

Who says I'm trying to get anywhere? And stop talking like a fucking pirate.

[scandalmaker]

I say, and nay.