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[scandalmaker]

Yo ho mateys, tis a fine day for a pillaging and all ye landlubbers are fair pickings, savvy? Captain Pheme takes no prisoners, so don't be gettin' on me bad side or there'll be rough seas ahead, scallywags!

Now, where's me rum at?

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watch her quote potc

[bestmed]

Yes, the rum is gone.

[scandalmaker]

Where has the rum gone, matey?

[bestmed]

I drank it all meself, lassie.

No wait, I burned it.

[scandalmaker]

Ye did'nae share any with a fellow buccaneer?

...ye festering whale blowhole!

[keepsaken]

Why are you talking like a pirate?

[scandalmaker]

Be ye unaware of Speak Like A Pirate Day?

[keepsaken]

It's Speak Like A Pirate Day? I didn't know.

[scandalmaker]

Aye matey, that it is.

[wars_passion]

The Rum is at my place. Unfortunately you're not old enough- even close enough to be old enough- for any of it.

[scandalmaker]

So ye be sayin' yer place is ripe for the pillaging?

[wars_passion]

No pirate wench, my place is a fort knox full of traps to keep away other pirates. Must pay to get in.

[scandalmaker]

Are ye challenging me, ye mangy cur?

[cosmetic_devil]

Ah, this explains why eye-patches are all the rage today.

[scandalmaker]

Only th' most darin' o' swashbucklers goes without the'r eye patch, savvy?

[cosmetic_devil]

Does that make me one of the most daring of swashbucklers?

[scandalmaker]

That depends, how be yer skill with a blade?