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[scandalmaker]

How can it be raining in my bedroom, snowing in the bathroom, scorching in the living room, and cold as a witches left titty outside? This is some fucked up shit right here, and that's coming from a kid who grew up in N'awlins. At least I know I ain't alone in my misery, so hey y'all

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[nevermercy]

You're a Greek.

[scandalmaker]

And you ain't, honey, but I ain't judging.

[nevermercy]

Everyone's a fucking Greek around here. It's not that big of a damn deal.

[scandalmaker]

You ain't, and neither is Elaine, little miss Barbie, Texas, and loads of others. And I didn't say it was a big deal.

[nevermercy]

Who the hell is Texas?

[scandalmaker]

He's the Starbucks guy, my fellow Southern friend. You should have read through all the people who said hey to me, he was there.

[nevermercy]

Southern friend. Scruffy fucker? Probably Percival.

[scandalmaker]

Mmm yes, scruffy. Percival, huh? I do like me some men with manners.

[nevermercy]

He's annoying.

[scandalmaker]

I bet you say that 'bout most guys.

[nevermercy]

I don't help kill most guys' families.

[scandalmaker]

Then what do you do?

[nevermercy]

I do what needs to be done, kiddo.

[scandalmaker]

Badass.

[nevermercy]

The name's Sir Agravaine, by the way.

[scandalmaker]

Ooh, can I call you uncle Aggie?