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[scandalmaker]

Why is it people hear a Southern accent and seem to instantly assume the speaker is dumb or something? I know I talk a little slower then all y'all, but it's a regional thing. It's only the second week of school and already some of my classmates think they're just the funniest things ever all copying my accent trying to get a rise out of me. It's

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[nevermercy]

Gotta be fucking joking. The hell are you looking for him for?

[scandalmaker]

I've got a letter for him.

[nevermercy]

Yeah, from who?

[scandalmaker]

From my mama.

[nevermercy]

Keep going.

[scandalmaker]

I haven't read it, but I know it's about me and my daddy.

[nevermercy]

Don't tell me there are no fucking post offices down in the south.

[scandalmaker]

There're plenty of mailboxes, but I dunno if they're fucking anything, sugar.

[wars_passion]

I second this. This shit's fucking hilarious.

[scandalmaker]

Why thank you!

[scandalmaker]

You wouldn't happen to know if that rude man up there is the man I'm looking for, would you?

[wars_passion]

Not to butt in. But yes, yes he is. I hope she's his that would be hilarious

[nevermercy]

Regular fucking Samaritan, aren't you, asshole?

[wars_passion]

Hey can't have a little one wandering about by herself can you? And why lie to her, Vaine? Have something to hide?