XIV.

[overhard]

Morticia, how do you feel about being embarrassed in public? On a scale from 1-10, 10 being 'fuck no'.

Comments

[prophetiaemrys]

You have Vulcan (Star Trek) eyebrows! It makes perfect sense in an odd sort of way.

[overhard]

It's too bad he's too expressive to be a Vulcan, otherwise I'd say he's has been hiding the fact that he's Spock from me all these years.

[prophetiaemrys]

Maybe he's just trying to blend in with the Humans of Earth?

[overhard]

Or maybe he's been infected by... I can't even remember now. That episode where Tuvok in Voyager suddenly experienced emotions because he couldn't block them out.

[prophetiaemrys]

Oh yeah when Vulcans basically go into heat! Pon farr! Oh no Mordred is in HEAT!

[modraed]

Looks like you figured me out. I'm in heat. Better watch out, I might just rape you.

[overhard]

I always knew Morticia was an apt name for him.

[modraed]

Be thankful we're related, otherwise you might be just my type.

[overhard]

I'll still be lesbians with you if you like.

[modraed]

I'll keep that in mind.

[prophetiaemrys]

Wait because we're not related does that make me your type?

[modraed]

No, you're not pretty enough for me.

[prophetiaemrys]

Aww that hurts man. I am soo pretty.

[modraed]

You could be the Queen of England for all I bloody care, still not my type.